The Phantom Flag Hex of Brock Purdy
Brock Purdy · SF · QB
“Purdy will be in the end zone. With the ball. And the whistle already blown. Dead ball.” — The Hex-Pert
More ways the witch ruins Purdy's week
- Purdy leads a 14-play, 9-minute drive that ends in a field goal. Fantasy points: 1.6.
- Purdy will scan the entire field, find nobody open, and take a 9-yard sack for his trouble.
90%POTENCY
-19PTS DRAINED
Total MeltdownVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- One hair from a referee who "didn't see it"
- One bottle of luck. Empty. Recycled.
- The playbook your coordinator definitely lost
- A cup of hot cocoa, spilled on the depth chart
Incantation
Hocus pocus, fumble focus,
Purdy's snap count, now a locust,
Waiver wire, hear my notice!
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
Hex someone else
- Josh Allen
- Christian McCaffrey
- Drake Maye
- Joe Burrow
- Jayden Daniels
- Caleb Williams
- Justin Herbert
- Dak Prescott
- Patrick Mahomes
- Trevor Lawrence
- Bo Nix
- Mike Evans
FAQ
How do I curse Brock Purdy in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Brock Purdy is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Brock Purdy actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.