The Mystery Tweak Hex of Brock Purdy
Brock Purdy · SF · QB
“Purdy goes down with a "tweak" in a game that was already won. Never even needed him.” — Granny Gridiron
More ways the witch ruins Purdy's week
- Purdy finishes with 4.2 points. Not 4.0. Not 5.0. The single most insulting number.
- Purdy will throw for 340 yards and 0 touchdowns. The efficiency of a parking ticket.
76%POTENCY
-13.1PTS DRAINED
Season WobblerVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- Dust from a defunct team's playbook (the Browns, probably)
- A fumbled football, blessed by nobody
- One (1) pre-owned hamstring
- A single sock, mismatched, from the Jaguars locker room
Incantation
Purdy, Purdy, in the pale moonlight,
May your target share shrink out of sight,
And may the ref not see your catch tonight.
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FAQ
How do I curse Brock Purdy in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Brock Purdy is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Brock Purdy actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.