The Intentional Grounding Hex of Brock Purdy
Brock Purdy · SF · QB
“Purdy gets benched in a blowout at halftime. The team then comes back. He watches. Smiling.” — Auntie Audible
More ways the witch ruins Purdy's week
- Purdy will scan the entire field, find nobody open, and take a 9-yard sack for his trouble.
- Purdy will do something so quietly mediocre that the box score doubts he played.
90%POTENCY
-18PTS DRAINED
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Ritual ingredients
- The playbook your coordinator definitely lost
- One hair from a referee who "didn't see it"
- Powdered kicker confidence
- An unused timeout (still warm)
Incantation
Newt and bat and gridiron dust,
Purdy drops one, as all fantasy must,
Questionable by noon, in the witch we trust.
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FAQ
How do I curse Brock Purdy in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Brock Purdy is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Brock Purdy actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.