The Late Scratch Hex of Brock Purdy
Brock Purdy · SF · QB
“Purdy finishes with 4.2 points. Not 4.0. Not 5.0. The single most insulting number.” — Aunt Prevent
More ways the witch ruins Purdy's week
- Purdy gets chased around the field all game by the mascot of Iowa State's biggest rival.
- Purdy leads a 14-play, 9-minute drive that ends in a field goal. Fantasy points: 1.6.
76%POTENCY
-10PTS DRAINED
Seriously CursedVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A used challenge flag
- The last good thing your opponent said about their lineup
- An unused timeout (still warm)
- The ashes of a 2019 draft pick
Incantation
Double, double, toil and trouble,
Purdy's stat line, now a rubble,
Inactive by kickoff, pop that bubble!
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FAQ
How do I curse Brock Purdy in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Brock Purdy is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Brock Purdy actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.