The Kneel-Down Hex of Brock Purdy
Brock Purdy · SF · QB
“The play clock hits zero on Purdy four separate times. Five yards. Five yards. Five yards.” — The Hex-Pert
More ways the witch ruins Purdy's week
- Purdy gets the 3rd-and-long checkdown treatment. 2 yards. Punt. Repeat until Monday.
- Purdy throws a perfect spiral to a guy who is not wearing his team's jersey.
91%POTENCY
-12.5PTS DRAINED
Call an ExorcistVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A single sock, mismatched, from the Seahawks locker room
- Powdered kicker confidence
- A fumbled football, blessed by nobody
- A bottle of "I'm not superstitious" (it's empty)
Incantation
Bubble, bubble, benched in trouble,
Purdy drops it, double, double,
Hex, hex, hex, and the stat sheet's rubble!
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FAQ
How do I curse Brock Purdy in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Brock Purdy is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Brock Purdy actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.