The Pick-Six Hex of Brock Purdy
Brock Purdy · SF · QB
“Purdy takes a knee 3 times with the lead. History books will not mention the fantasy cost.” — Hexcellent Hilda
More ways the witch ruins Purdy's week
- Purdy will scan the entire field, find nobody open, and take a 9-yard sack for his trouble.
- Every deep ball Purdy throws lands exactly one inch out of bounds.
72%POTENCY
-15.3PTS DRAINED
Ruined BrunchVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A suspicious amount of glitter and a printed injury report
- The dying breath of a waiver claim
- A shred of a Week 1 waiver wire pickup who is now a Bills fan
- A screenshot of your opponent's trash talk, face down
Incantation
Newt and bat and gridiron dust,
Purdy drops one, as all fantasy must,
Questionable by noon, in the witch we trust.
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FAQ
How do I curse Brock Purdy in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Brock Purdy is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Brock Purdy actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.