The Sack Spiral Hex of Brock Purdy
Brock Purdy · SF · QB
“Purdy will throw a pick-six, then a safety, then apologize to his offensive line in the post-game presser.” — Mother Matchup
More ways the witch ruins Purdy's week
- Purdy gets chased around the field all game by the mascot of Iowa State's biggest rival.
- Purdy will do something so quietly mediocre that the box score doubts he played.
92%POTENCY
-17.1PTS DRAINED
Call an ExorcistVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- One (1) lucky coin, flipped incorrectly
- A cup of hot cocoa, spilled on the depth chart
- One (1) pre-owned hamstring
- your opponent's lucky socks (unwashed since Week 1)
Incantation
Hocus pocus, fumble focus,
Purdy's snap count, now a locust,
Waiver wire, hear my notice!
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Brock Purdy in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Brock Purdy is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Brock Purdy actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.