The Bad Snap Hex of Brock Purdy
Brock Purdy · SF · QB
“Purdy sees a depth chart rewrite 11 minutes before kickoff. His name is now in smaller font.” — Auntie Audible
More ways the witch ruins Purdy's week
- Purdy finishes with 4.2 points. Not 4.0. Not 5.0. The single most insulting number.
- Purdy will throw for 340 yards and 0 touchdowns. The efficiency of a parking ticket.
88%POTENCY
-17.2PTS DRAINED
Total MeltdownVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- The sacred tears of a #1 waiver priority
- A bottle of "I'm not superstitious" (it's empty)
- A single Titans jersey, ironically worn
- The dying breath of a waiver claim
Incantation
By horn of fumbled ball,
By sack that drops them all,
Purdy, drop it, trip it, fall!
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FAQ
How do I curse Brock Purdy in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Brock Purdy is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Brock Purdy actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.