The Mystery Tweak Hex of Brock Purdy
Brock Purdy · SF · QB
“Purdy goes down with a "tweak" in a game that was already won. Never even needed him.” — Baba Blitz
More ways the witch ruins Purdy's week
- Purdy's best play of the day happens on a play where he is not the ball carrier.
- Purdy gets chased around the field all game by the mascot of Iowa State's biggest rival.
74%POTENCY
-10.3PTS DRAINED
Seriously CursedVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A single sock, mismatched, from the Broncos locker room
- Smoke from a burning depth chart
- Powdered tears from a kicker who "was fine" at practice
- A bag of cold gas-station nachos
Incantation
Purdy, Purdy, in the pale moonlight,
May your target share shrink out of sight,
And may the ref not see your catch tonight.
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FAQ
How do I curse Brock Purdy in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Brock Purdy is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Brock Purdy actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.