The Snap Count Hex of Brock Purdy
Brock Purdy · SF · QB
“The play clock hits zero on Purdy four separate times. Five yards. Five yards. Five yards.” — Auntie Audible
More ways the witch ruins Purdy's week
- Purdy takes a knee 3 times with the lead. History books will not mention the fantasy cost.
- Garbage time arrives early for Purdy: 29 points of garbage, scored by the other team.
92%POTENCY
-15.5PTS DRAINED
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Ritual ingredients
- The ashes of a 2019 draft pick
- your opponent's lucky socks (unwashed since Week 1)
- The playbook your coordinator definitely lost
- One bottle of luck. Empty. Recycled.
Incantation
Bubble, bubble, benched in trouble,
Purdy drops it, double, double,
Hex, hex, hex, and the stat sheet's rubble!
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FAQ
How do I curse Brock Purdy in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Brock Purdy is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Brock Purdy actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.