The Phantom Flag Hex of Brock Purdy
Brock Purdy · SF · QB
“Purdy gets the 3rd-and-long checkdown treatment. 2 yards. Punt. Repeat until Monday.” — Madame Waiver Wire
More ways the witch ruins Purdy's week
- A mysterious flag erases Purdy's only good play. The ref will not make eye contact.
- The play clock hits zero on Purdy four separate times. Five yards. Five yards. Five yards.
74%POTENCY
-13.7PTS DRAINED
Season WobblerVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- The last good thing your opponent said about their lineup
- A cup of hot cocoa, spilled on the depth chart
- A single tear from a Rams fan
- A dash of Week 17 resting-starters
Incantation
By the pale blue light of the injury tag,
Purdy, hear me, and start to lag,
Your best play is a flag. Your worst is the bag.
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FAQ
How do I curse Brock Purdy in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Brock Purdy is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Brock Purdy actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.