The Pick-Six Hex of Brock Purdy
Brock Purdy · SF · QB
“Garbage time arrives early for Purdy: 29 points of garbage, scored by the other team.” — Nana Nickelback
More ways the witch ruins Purdy's week
- Purdy will throw a pick-six, then a safety, then apologize to his offensive line in the post-game presser.
- Purdy gets chased around the field all game by the mascot of Iowa State's biggest rival.
81%POTENCY
-9.1PTS DRAINED
Needs a PriestVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A tablespoon of "I told you so" (aged 7 years)
- A bag of cold gas-station nachos
- The dying breath of a waiver claim
- Eye of newt, toe of frog, and a "Questionable" tag
Incantation
Bubble, bubble, benched in trouble,
Purdy drops it, double, double,
Hex, hex, hex, and the stat sheet's rubble!
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FAQ
How do I curse Brock Purdy in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Brock Purdy is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Brock Purdy actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.