The Checkdown Hex of Brock Purdy
Brock Purdy · SF · QB
“Purdy gets chased around the field all game by the mascot of Iowa State's biggest rival.” — Granny Gridiron
More ways the witch ruins Purdy's week
- Purdy gets hit on the arm in the first quarter and "plays through it" at 41% accuracy.
- The play clock hits zero on Purdy four separate times. Five yards. Five yards. Five yards.
83%POTENCY
-14.5PTS DRAINED
Season WobblerVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- One (1) pre-owned hamstring
- Powdered kicker confidence
- A cup of hot cocoa, spilled on the depth chart
- A single sock, mismatched, from the Falcons locker room
Incantation
Newt and bat and gridiron dust,
Purdy drops one, as all fantasy must,
Questionable by noon, in the witch we trust.
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FAQ
How do I curse Brock Purdy in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Brock Purdy is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Brock Purdy actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.