The Mystery Tweak Hex of Brock Purdy
Brock Purdy · SF · QB
“Purdy sees a depth chart rewrite 11 minutes before kickoff. His name is now in smaller font.” — The Hex-Pert
More ways the witch ruins Purdy's week
- Purdy will throw a pick-six, then a safety, then apologize to his offensive line in the post-game presser.
- Garbage time arrives early for Purdy: 29 points of garbage, scored by the other team.
82%POTENCY
-13.8PTS DRAINED
Season WobblerVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- The sacred tears of a #1 waiver priority
- A fumbled football, blessed by nobody
- The echo of a referee saying "no catch"
- The last good thing your opponent said about their lineup
Incantation
Newt and bat and gridiron dust,
Purdy drops one, as all fantasy must,
Questionable by noon, in the witch we trust.
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FAQ
How do I curse Brock Purdy in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Brock Purdy is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Brock Purdy actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.