The Gone-in-the-Fourth Hex of Brock Purdy
Brock Purdy · SF · QB
“Purdy finishes with 4.2 points. Not 4.0. Not 5.0. The single most insulting number.” — Hexcellent Hilda
More ways the witch ruins Purdy's week
- Coach will call 4 straight handoffs inside the 5. For Purdy, the end zone is a rumor.
- Purdy's best play of the day happens on a play where he is not the ball carrier.
76%POTENCY
-18PTS DRAINED
Seriously CursedVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- The echo of a referee saying "no catch"
- One bottle of luck. Empty. Recycled.
- The dying breath of a waiver claim
- A single Bills jersey, ironically worn
Incantation
O ancient spirits of the lost challenge flag,
Take Purdy's points and put them in a bag,
Leave only a "DNP" and a sad little shrug.
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FAQ
How do I curse Brock Purdy in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Brock Purdy is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Brock Purdy actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.