The Kneel-Down Hex of Brock Purdy
Brock Purdy · SF · QB
“Purdy sees a depth chart rewrite 11 minutes before kickoff. His name is now in smaller font.” — The Hex-Pert
More ways the witch ruins Purdy's week
- Purdy gets the 3rd-and-long checkdown treatment. 2 yards. Punt. Repeat until Monday.
- Purdy slides before the first-down marker, a moral victory for his health and nobody else.
85%POTENCY
-18.9PTS DRAINED
Needs a PriestVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A tablespoon of "I told you so" (aged 7 years)
- A fumbled football, blessed by nobody
- A cup of hot cocoa, spilled on the depth chart
- A dash of Week 17 resting-starters
Incantation
O ancient spirits of the lost challenge flag,
Take Purdy's points and put them in a bag,
Leave only a "DNP" and a sad little shrug.
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Brock Purdy in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Brock Purdy is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Brock Purdy actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.