The Sunday Night Fade Hex of Brock Purdy
Brock Purdy · SF · QB
“Purdy gets chased around the field all game by the mascot of Iowa State's biggest rival.” — The Hex-Pert
More ways the witch ruins Purdy's week
- Coach will call 4 straight handoffs inside the 5. For Purdy, the end zone is a rumor.
- Purdy will throw a pick-six, then a safety, then apologize to his offensive line in the post-game presser.
72%POTENCY
-19.5PTS DRAINED
Eye-Roll MaterialVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- Powdered kicker confidence
- A tablespoon of "I told you so" (aged 7 years)
- Powdered tears from a kicker who "was fine" at practice
- One (1) pre-owned hamstring
Incantation
Eye of Chiefs, tongue of ref,
Bring 49ers down to grief,
Purdy scores zero, past belief!
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FAQ
How do I curse Brock Purdy in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Brock Purdy is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Brock Purdy actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.