The Hamstring Hex of Brock Purdy
Brock Purdy · SF · QB
“Purdy sees a depth chart rewrite 11 minutes before kickoff. His name is now in smaller font.” — Mother Matchup
More ways the witch ruins Purdy's week
- A mysterious flag erases Purdy's only good play. The ref will not make eye contact.
- Purdy finishes with 4.2 points. Not 4.0. Not 5.0. The single most insulting number.
73%POTENCY
-9.7PTS DRAINED
Sunday RuinerVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A forgotten fantasy trophy from 2014
- A bag of cold gas-station nachos
- The ashes of a 2019 draft pick
- The sacred tears of a #1 waiver priority
Incantation
O ancient spirits of the lost challenge flag,
Take Purdy's points and put them in a bag,
Leave only a "DNP" and a sad little shrug.
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FAQ
How do I curse Brock Purdy in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Brock Purdy is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Brock Purdy actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.