The Snap Count Hex of Brock Purdy
Brock Purdy · SF · QB
“Purdy gets chased around the field all game by the mascot of Iowa State's biggest rival.” — The Hex-Pert
More ways the witch ruins Purdy's week
- Purdy gets "rested" in a week the team clinched nothing.
- Ref: "Number Purdy, that's a flag." Purdy: "What flag?" Ref: "The one on the previous TD."
90%POTENCY
-10.7PTS DRAINED
Call an ExorcistVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- The soul of a QB who threw to the wrong team
- A single Bears jersey, ironically worn
- your opponent's lucky socks (unwashed since Week 1)
- One (1) pre-owned hamstring
Incantation
Newt and bat and gridiron dust,
Purdy drops one, as all fantasy must,
Questionable by noon, in the witch we trust.
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FAQ
How do I curse Brock Purdy in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Brock Purdy is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Brock Purdy actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.