The Sack Spiral Hex of Brock Purdy
Brock Purdy · SF · QB
“A localized thunderstorm forms over Purdy's stadium. Only over Purdy.” — Nana Nickelback
More ways the witch ruins Purdy's week
- Purdy scores 0 fantasy points and is somehow also responsible for 2 turnovers.
- Purdy will throw a pick-six, then a safety, then apologize to his offensive line in the post-game presser.
86%POTENCY
-13.4PTS DRAINED
Total MeltdownVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A single tear from a Patriots fan
- Powdered kicker confidence
- A used challenge flag
- Powdered tears from a kicker who "was fine" at practice
Incantation
Bubble, bubble, benched in trouble,
Purdy drops it, double, double,
Hex, hex, hex, and the stat sheet's rubble!
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FAQ
How do I curse Brock Purdy in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Brock Purdy is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Brock Purdy actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.