The Sunday Night Fade Hex of Brock Purdy
Brock Purdy · SF · QB
“Purdy's best play of the day happens on a play where he is not the ball carrier.” — Granny Gridiron
More ways the witch ruins Purdy's week
- Purdy gets benched in a blowout at halftime. The team then comes back. He watches. Smiling.
- Purdy finishes with 4.2 points. Not 4.0. Not 5.0. The single most insulting number.
90%POTENCY
-12.3PTS DRAINED
Total MeltdownVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- The playbook your coordinator definitely lost
- A bottle of "I'm not superstitious" (it's empty)
- A shred of a Week 1 waiver wire pickup who is now a Bills fan
- The last HD stream that wasn't buffering
Incantation
O ancient spirits of the lost challenge flag,
Take Purdy's points and put them in a bag,
Leave only a "DNP" and a sad little shrug.
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FAQ
How do I curse Brock Purdy in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Brock Purdy is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Brock Purdy actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.