The Hamstring Hex of Brock Purdy
Brock Purdy · SF · QB
“Ref: "Number Purdy, that's a flag." Purdy: "What flag?" Ref: "The one on the previous TD."” — Sister Sack
More ways the witch ruins Purdy's week
- Purdy leads a 14-play, 9-minute drive that ends in a field goal. Fantasy points: 1.6.
- Purdy will throw for 340 yards and 0 touchdowns. The efficiency of a parking ticket.
92%POTENCY
-17.5PTS DRAINED
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Ritual ingredients
- The last good thing your opponent said about their lineup
- One (1) lucky coin, flipped incorrectly
- A single Commanders jersey, ironically worn
- A shred of a Week 1 waiver wire pickup who is now a Bills fan
Incantation
Eye of Saints, tongue of ref,
Bring 49ers down to grief,
Purdy scores zero, past belief!
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FAQ
How do I curse Brock Purdy in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Brock Purdy is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Brock Purdy actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.