The Late Scratch Hex of Brock Purdy
Brock Purdy · SF · QB
“Purdy's only highlight is a block, and it is not even a good one.” — Madame Waiver Wire
More ways the witch ruins Purdy's week
- Purdy is a game-time decision, and the decision is made by a poltergeist.
- Purdy gets chased around the field all game by the mascot of Iowa State's biggest rival.
84%POTENCY
-16.9PTS DRAINED
Season WobblerVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A used challenge flag
- A single tear from a Bengals fan
- An unused timeout (still warm)
- A cup of hot cocoa, spilled on the depth chart
Incantation
Double, double, toil and trouble,
Purdy's stat line, now a rubble,
Inactive by kickoff, pop that bubble!
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FAQ
How do I curse Brock Purdy in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Brock Purdy is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Brock Purdy actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.