The Sideline-Scold Hex of Brock Purdy
Brock Purdy · SF · QB
“Purdy takes a knee 3 times with the lead. History books will not mention the fantasy cost.” — Mistress Misfire
More ways the witch ruins Purdy's week
- Purdy gets hit on the arm in the first quarter and "plays through it" at 41% accuracy.
- Purdy gets chased around the field all game by the mascot of Iowa State's biggest rival.
81%POTENCY
-13.9PTS DRAINED
Season WobblerVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- The playbook your coordinator definitely lost
- A suspicious amount of glitter and a printed injury report
- A used challenge flag
- The dying breath of a waiver claim
Incantation
Newt and bat and gridiron dust,
Purdy drops one, as all fantasy must,
Questionable by noon, in the witch we trust.
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FAQ
How do I curse Brock Purdy in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Brock Purdy is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Brock Purdy actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.