The Late Scratch Hex of Brock Purdy
Brock Purdy · SF · QB
“Purdy gets chased around the field all game by the mascot of Iowa State's biggest rival.” — Aunt Prevent
More ways the witch ruins Purdy's week
- Purdy gets the 3rd-and-long checkdown treatment. 2 yards. Punt. Repeat until Monday.
- Purdy slides before the first-down marker, a moral victory for his health and nobody else.
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Ritual ingredients
- Smoke from a burning depth chart
- your opponent's lucky socks (unwashed since Week 1)
- The echo of a referee saying "no catch"
- A dash of Week 17 resting-starters
Incantation
Spirits of the checkdown past,
Make Purdy's Sunday dim and vast,
One yard short. The die is cast.
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Brock Purdy in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Brock Purdy is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Brock Purdy actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.