The Goal-Line Vulture Hex of Bucky Irving
Bucky Irving · TB · RB
“Irving gets stuffed so hard the broadcast shows a replay in slow motion, from three angles.” — Baba Blitz
More ways the witch ruins Irving's week
- Irving will be "questionable" by Sunday morning, "inactive" by 11:58 AM, and "seen at brunch" by Monday.
- Irving is hit with a "pre-existing condition" that was not pre-existing until just now.
92%POTENCY
-19.7PTS DRAINED
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Ritual ingredients
- A fumbled football, blessed by nobody
- One hair from a referee who "didn't see it"
- Powdered kicker confidence
- A scorched fantasy football magazine, September issue
Incantation
Eye of Jaguars, tongue of ref,
Bring Buccaneers down to grief,
Irving scores zero, past belief!
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FAQ
How do I curse Bucky Irving in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Bucky Irving is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Bucky Irving actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.