The Stuffed Run Hex of Bucky Irving
Bucky Irving · TB · RB
“Irving gets chased around the field all game by the mascot of Oregon's biggest rival.” — Hexcellent Hilda
More ways the witch ruins Irving's week
- Irving runs for 98 yards, one short of the bonus, then goes down on the kneel-down. Scorched.
- Irving finishes with 4.2 points. Not 4.0. Not 5.0. The single most insulting number.
75%POTENCY
-19.5PTS DRAINED
Seriously CursedVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A bag of cold gas-station nachos
- The sacred tears of a #1 waiver priority
- A suspicious amount of glitter and a printed injury report
- The last good thing your opponent said about their lineup
Incantation
By the pale blue light of the injury tag,
Irving, hear me, and start to lag,
Your best play is a flag. Your worst is the bag.
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FAQ
How do I curse Bucky Irving in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Bucky Irving is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Bucky Irving actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.