The Goal-Line Vulture Hex of Bucky Irving
Bucky Irving · TB · RB
“The broadcast shows Irving on the sideline with an ice pack for the entire 4th quarter.” — Madame Waiver Wire
More ways the witch ruins Irving's week
- Irving tweaks something in warm-ups. He'll be fine. He will also score zero.
- Coach says Irving is "fresh" and sits him for the entire second half of a close game.
79%POTENCY
-9PTS DRAINED
Season WobblerVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- Smoke from a burning depth chart
- A tablespoon of "I told you so" (aged 7 years)
- The ashes of a 2019 draft pick
- A single tear from a Commanders fan
Incantation
Newt and bat and gridiron dust,
Irving drops one, as all fantasy must,
Questionable by noon, in the witch we trust.
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FAQ
How do I curse Bucky Irving in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Bucky Irving is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Bucky Irving actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.