The Garbage-Time Hex of Bucky Irving
Bucky Irving · TB · RB
“The team goes up 21 early and Irving gets a pat on the head and 4 snaps.” — Sister Sack
More ways the witch ruins Irving's week
- A mysterious flag erases Irving's only good play. The ref will not make eye contact.
- Irving gets stuffed so hard the broadcast shows a replay in slow motion, from three angles.
73%POTENCY
-15PTS DRAINED
Ruined BrunchVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- An unused timeout (still warm)
- A screenshot of your opponent's trash talk, face down
- Eye of newt, toe of frog, and a "Questionable" tag
- Powdered tears from a kicker who "was fine" at practice
Incantation
Double, double, toil and trouble,
Irving's stat line, now a rubble,
Inactive by kickoff, pop that bubble!
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FAQ
How do I curse Bucky Irving in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Bucky Irving is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Bucky Irving actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.