The Goal-Line Vulture Hex of Bucky Irving
Bucky Irving · TB · RB
“Irving sees a depth chart rewrite 11 minutes before kickoff. His name is now in smaller font.” — Zelda the Zero-Pointer
More ways the witch ruins Irving's week
- Irving gets chased around the field all game by the mascot of Oregon's biggest rival.
- Irving gets stuffed on 3rd-and-1, 4th-and-1, and the goal line. Vulture season is here.
76%POTENCY
-15.5PTS DRAINED
Needs a PriestVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- The last good thing your opponent said about their lineup
- Powdered tears from a kicker who "was fine" at practice
- One bottle of luck. Empty. Recycled.
- One (1) pre-owned hamstring
Incantation
O ancient spirits of the lost challenge flag,
Take Irving's points and put them in a bag,
Leave only a "DNP" and a sad little shrug.
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FAQ
How do I curse Bucky Irving in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Bucky Irving is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Bucky Irving actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.