The Garbage-Time Hex of Bucky Irving
Bucky Irving · TB · RB
“Irving gets "rested" in a week the team clinched nothing.” — Mistress Misfire
More ways the witch ruins Irving's week
- Irving's best play of the day happens on a play where he is not the ball carrier.
- A mysterious flag erases Irving's only good play. The ref will not make eye contact.
72%POTENCY
-14.3PTS DRAINED
Ruined BrunchVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A single Eagles jersey, ironically worn
- A suspicious amount of glitter and a printed injury report
- A tablespoon of "I told you so" (aged 7 years)
- One bottle of luck. Empty. Recycled.
Incantation
Irving, Irving, in the pale moonlight,
May your target share shrink out of sight,
And may the ref not see your catch tonight.
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FAQ
How do I curse Bucky Irving in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Bucky Irving is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Bucky Irving actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.