The Kneel-Down Heartbreak Hex of Bucky Irving
Bucky Irving · TB · RB
“Irving's offensive line takes the day off. Spiritually.” — The Old Crone of the Red Zone
More ways the witch ruins Irving's week
- Irving gets benched in a blowout at halftime. The team then comes back. He watches. Smiling.
- Irving gets chased around the field all game by the mascot of Oregon's biggest rival.
72%POTENCY
-9.4PTS DRAINED
Sunday RuinerVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A cup of hot cocoa, spilled on the depth chart
- A bottle of "I'm not superstitious" (it's empty)
- A scorched fantasy football magazine, September issue
- One (1) lucky coin, flipped incorrectly
Incantation
Eye of Commanders, tongue of ref,
Bring Buccaneers down to grief,
Irving scores zero, past belief!
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FAQ
How do I curse Bucky Irving in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Bucky Irving is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Bucky Irving actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.