The Inactive-at-11:58 Hex of Bucky Irving
Bucky Irving · TB · RB
“The team goes up 21 early and Irving gets a pat on the head and 4 snaps.” — Nana Nickelback
More ways the witch ruins Irving's week
- Irving loses 11 yards on a toss sweep. The most creative loss of the season.
- Irving gets stuffed so hard the broadcast shows a replay in slow motion, from three angles.
74%POTENCY
-11.5PTS DRAINED
Needs a PriestVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A bag of cold gas-station nachos
- One (1) pre-owned hamstring
- A dash of Week 17 resting-starters
- One hair from a referee who "didn't see it"
Incantation
Irving, Irving, in the pale moonlight,
May your target share shrink out of sight,
And may the ref not see your catch tonight.
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FAQ
How do I curse Bucky Irving in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Bucky Irving is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Bucky Irving actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.