The Late Scratch Hex of Bucky Irving
Bucky Irving · TB · RB
“Irving is a game-time decision, and the decision is made by a poltergeist.” — Hexcellent Hilda
More ways the witch ruins Irving's week
- Irving loses 11 yards on a toss sweep. The most creative loss of the season.
- Irving is hit with a "pre-existing condition" that was not pre-existing until just now.
74%POTENCY
-19.9PTS DRAINED
Season WobblerVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A single 49ers jersey, ironically worn
- A bottle of "I'm not superstitious" (it's empty)
- A dash of Week 17 resting-starters
- The last good thing your opponent said about their lineup
Incantation
Irving, Irving, in the pale moonlight,
May your target share shrink out of sight,
And may the ref not see your catch tonight.
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Bucky Irving in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Bucky Irving is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Bucky Irving actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.