The Late Scratch Hex of Bucky Irving
Bucky Irving · TB · RB
“Irving gets "rested" in a week the team clinched nothing.” — Mother Matchup
More ways the witch ruins Irving's week
- Irving gets 3 yards per carry and one 2-yard catch on a screen. Efficient. In a sad way.
- A mysterious flag erases Irving's only good play. The ref will not make eye contact.
89%POTENCY
-12.5PTS DRAINED
Call an ExorcistVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- Powdered tears from a kicker who "was fine" at practice
- One bottle of luck. Empty. Recycled.
- A shred of a Week 1 waiver wire pickup who is now a Bills fan
- A fumbled football, blessed by nobody
Incantation
Newt and bat and gridiron dust,
Irving drops one, as all fantasy must,
Questionable by noon, in the witch we trust.
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FAQ
How do I curse Bucky Irving in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Bucky Irving is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Bucky Irving actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.