The Inactive-at-11:58 Hex of Bucky Irving
Bucky Irving · TB · RB
“Ref: "Number Irving, that's a flag." Irving: "What flag?" Ref: "The one on the previous TD."” — Nana Nickelback
More ways the witch ruins Irving's week
- Irving gets stuffed on 3rd-and-1, 4th-and-1, and the goal line. Vulture season is here.
- Irving is on the field for exactly 38% of snaps in a "rotation" only the coach understands.
79%POTENCY
-18PTS DRAINED
Seriously CursedVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- Dust from a defunct team's playbook (the Browns, probably)
- A shred of a Week 1 waiver wire pickup who is now a Bills fan
- A tablespoon of "I told you so" (aged 7 years)
- A fumbled football, blessed by nobody
Incantation
Hocus pocus, fumble focus,
Irving's snap count, now a locust,
Waiver wire, hear my notice!
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Bucky Irving in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Bucky Irving is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Bucky Irving actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.