The Sideline-Scold Hex of Cade Klubnik
Cade Klubnik · NYJ · QB
“Coach will call 4 straight handoffs inside the 5. For Klubnik, the end zone is a rumor.” — Zelda the Zero-Pointer
More ways the witch ruins Klubnik's week
- Klubnik takes a knee 3 times with the lead. History books will not mention the fantasy cost.
- The play clock hits zero on Klubnik four separate times. Five yards. Five yards. Five yards.
91%POTENCY
-18.8PTS DRAINED
Call an ExorcistVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- The echo of a referee saying "no catch"
- A single sock, mismatched, from the Cowboys locker room
- The sacred tears of a #1 waiver priority
- A single tear from a Jets fan
Incantation
Bubble, bubble, benched in trouble,
Klubnik drops it, double, double,
Hex, hex, hex, and the stat sheet's rubble!
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FAQ
How do I curse Cade Klubnik in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Cade Klubnik is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Cade Klubnik actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.