The Pick-Six Hex of Cade Klubnik
Cade Klubnik · NYJ · QB
“Coach will call 4 straight handoffs inside the 5. For Klubnik, the end zone is a rumor.” — Nana Nickelback
More ways the witch ruins Klubnik's week
- Klubnik will be in the end zone. With the ball. And the whistle already blown. Dead ball.
- Klubnik finishes with 4.2 points. Not 4.0. Not 5.0. The single most insulting number.
90%POTENCY
-10.3PTS DRAINED
Call an ExorcistVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- The ashes of a 2019 draft pick
- A fumbled football, blessed by nobody
- Dust from a defunct team's playbook (the Browns, probably)
- The last HD stream that wasn't buffering
Incantation
Hocus pocus, fumble focus,
Klubnik's snap count, now a locust,
Waiver wire, hear my notice!
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Cade Klubnik in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Cade Klubnik is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Cade Klubnik actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.