The Inactive-at-11:58 Hex of Cade Klubnik
Cade Klubnik · NYJ · QB
“Rookie Klubnik gets the traditional hazing: the "Welcome to the League" curse.” — Baba Blitz
More ways the witch ruins Klubnik's week
- Klubnik gets hit on the arm in the first quarter and "plays through it" at 41% accuracy.
- Klubnik goes down with a "tweak" in a game that was already won. Never even needed him.
84%POTENCY
-14.7PTS DRAINED
Needs a PriestVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A screenshot of your opponent's trash talk, face down
- One bottle of luck. Empty. Recycled.
- Smoke from a burning depth chart
- One hair from a referee who "didn't see it"
Incantation
By horn of fumbled ball,
By sack that drops them all,
Klubnik, drop it, trip it, fall!
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FAQ
How do I curse Cade Klubnik in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Cade Klubnik is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Cade Klubnik actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.