The Intentional Grounding Hex of Cade Klubnik
Cade Klubnik · NYJ · QB
“Coach will call 4 straight handoffs inside the 5. For Klubnik, the end zone is a rumor.” — Granny Gridiron
More ways the witch ruins Klubnik's week
- Rookie Klubnik gets the traditional hazing: the "Welcome to the League" curse.
- Klubnik gets the 3rd-and-long checkdown treatment. 2 yards. Punt. Repeat until Monday.
85%POTENCY
-17.6PTS DRAINED
Needs a PriestVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A fumbled football, blessed by nobody
- A suspicious amount of glitter and a printed injury report
- A single sock, mismatched, from the Falcons locker room
- A dash of Week 17 resting-starters
Incantation
By the pale blue light of the injury tag,
Klubnik, hear me, and start to lag,
Your best play is a flag. Your worst is the bag.
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Cade Klubnik in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Cade Klubnik is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Cade Klubnik actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.