The Hamstring Hex of Cade Klubnik
Cade Klubnik · NYJ · QB
“Klubnik is hit with a "pre-existing condition" that was not pre-existing until just now.” — Aunt Prevent
More ways the witch ruins Klubnik's week
- Rookie Klubnik gets the traditional hazing: the "Welcome to the League" curse.
- Klubnik gets hit on the arm in the first quarter and "plays through it" at 41% accuracy.
74%POTENCY
-11.7PTS DRAINED
Season WobblerVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A forgotten fantasy trophy from 2014
- A bottle of "I'm not superstitious" (it's empty)
- A cup of hot cocoa, spilled on the depth chart
- Smoke from a burning depth chart
Incantation
Klubnik, Klubnik, in the pale moonlight,
May your target share shrink out of sight,
And may the ref not see your catch tonight.
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Cade Klubnik in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Cade Klubnik is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Cade Klubnik actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.