The Inactive-at-11:58 Hex of Cade Klubnik
Cade Klubnik · NYJ · QB
“Rookie Klubnik gets the traditional hazing: the "Welcome to the League" curse.” — Nana Nickelback
More ways the witch ruins Klubnik's week
- Klubnik gets a stat correction that takes away 2.4 points, 4 days later, at 3:17 AM.
- Klubnik throws a perfect spiral to a guy who is not wearing his team's jersey.
81%POTENCY
-17PTS DRAINED
Needs a PriestVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- Eye of newt, toe of frog, and a "Questionable" tag
- A screenshot of your opponent's trash talk, face down
- The echo of a referee saying "no catch"
- Powdered kicker confidence
Incantation
Eye of Chiefs, tongue of ref,
Bring Jets down to grief,
Klubnik scores zero, past belief!
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Cade Klubnik in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Cade Klubnik is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Cade Klubnik actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.