The Intentional Grounding Hex of Cade Klubnik
Cade Klubnik · NYJ · QB
“Klubnik takes a knee 3 times with the lead. History books will not mention the fantasy cost.” — Lady Last-Minute Scratch
More ways the witch ruins Klubnik's week
- The play clock hits zero on Klubnik four separate times. Five yards. Five yards. Five yards.
- Rookie Klubnik gets the traditional hazing: the "Welcome to the League" curse.
79%POTENCY
-18.4PTS DRAINED
Seriously CursedVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- The echo of a referee saying "no catch"
- The soul of a QB who threw to the wrong team
- A shred of a Week 1 waiver wire pickup who is now a Bills fan
- A screenshot of your opponent's trash talk, face down
Incantation
Klubnik, Klubnik, in the pale moonlight,
May your target share shrink out of sight,
And may the ref not see your catch tonight.
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FAQ
How do I curse Cade Klubnik in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Cade Klubnik is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Cade Klubnik actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.