The Phantom Flag Hex of Cade Klubnik
Cade Klubnik · NYJ · QB
“Klubnik will be in the end zone. With the ball. And the whistle already blown. Dead ball.” — Baba Blitz
More ways the witch ruins Klubnik's week
- Rookie Klubnik gets the traditional hazing: the "Welcome to the League" curse.
- A mysterious flag erases Klubnik's only good play. The ref will not make eye contact.
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Ritual ingredients
- The dying breath of a waiver claim
- A single sock, mismatched, from the Vikings locker room
- The last good thing your opponent said about their lineup
- A fumbled football, blessed by nobody
Incantation
By the pale blue light of the injury tag,
Klubnik, hear me, and start to lag,
Your best play is a flag. Your worst is the bag.
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FAQ
How do I curse Cade Klubnik in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Cade Klubnik is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Cade Klubnik actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.