The Intentional Grounding Hex of Cade Klubnik
Cade Klubnik · NYJ · QB
“Klubnik slides before the first-down marker, a moral victory for his health and nobody else.” — Baba Blitz
More ways the witch ruins Klubnik's week
- Klubnik gets chased around the field all game by the mascot of Clemson's biggest rival.
- Klubnik will do something so quietly mediocre that the box score doubts he played.
84%POTENCY
-10.3PTS DRAINED
Needs a PriestVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- One (1) pre-owned hamstring
- A cup of hot cocoa, spilled on the depth chart
- Eye of newt, toe of frog, and a "Questionable" tag
- A bottle of "I'm not superstitious" (it's empty)
Incantation
Bubble, bubble, benched in trouble,
Klubnik drops it, double, double,
Hex, hex, hex, and the stat sheet's rubble!
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Cade Klubnik in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Cade Klubnik is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Cade Klubnik actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.