The Mystery Tweak Hex of Cade Klubnik
Cade Klubnik · NYJ · QB
“Klubnik throws a perfect spiral to a guy who is not wearing his team's jersey.” — The Hex-Pert
More ways the witch ruins Klubnik's week
- Klubnik gets "rested" in a week the team clinched nothing.
- Klubnik leads a 14-play, 9-minute drive that ends in a field goal. Fantasy points: 1.6.
75%POTENCY
-15.6PTS DRAINED
Season WobblerVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- The echo of a referee saying "no catch"
- A single tear from a Ravens fan
- A used challenge flag
- One hair from a referee who "didn't see it"
Incantation
Eye of Chargers, tongue of ref,
Bring Jets down to grief,
Klubnik scores zero, past belief!
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FAQ
How do I curse Cade Klubnik in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Cade Klubnik is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Cade Klubnik actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.