The Gone-in-the-Fourth Hex of Cade Klubnik
Cade Klubnik · NYJ · QB
“Klubnik slides before the first-down marker, a moral victory for his health and nobody else.” — Mother Matchup
More ways the witch ruins Klubnik's week
- Rookie Klubnik gets the traditional hazing: the "Welcome to the League" curse.
- Klubnik gets chased around the field all game by the mascot of Clemson's biggest rival.
74%POTENCY
-19.9PTS DRAINED
Seriously CursedVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A single tear from a Rams fan
- A screenshot of your opponent's trash talk, face down
- A bag of cold gas-station nachos
- A dash of Week 17 resting-starters
Incantation
Bubble, bubble, benched in trouble,
Klubnik drops it, double, double,
Hex, hex, hex, and the stat sheet's rubble!
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FAQ
How do I curse Cade Klubnik in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Cade Klubnik is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Cade Klubnik actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.