The Checkdown Hex of Cade Klubnik
Cade Klubnik · NYJ · QB
“Klubnik will be pressured on 9 of 10 dropbacks. The tenth is a screen that gets blown up for a loss.” — Granny Gridiron
More ways the witch ruins Klubnik's week
- Klubnik takes a knee 3 times with the lead. History books will not mention the fantasy cost.
- Klubnik gets hit on the arm in the first quarter and "plays through it" at 41% accuracy.
85%POTENCY
-19.9PTS DRAINED
Needs a PriestVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A single tear from a Dolphins fan
- The ashes of a 2019 draft pick
- The dying breath of a waiver claim
- A tablespoon of "I told you so" (aged 7 years)
Incantation
By the pale blue light of the injury tag,
Klubnik, hear me, and start to lag,
Your best play is a flag. Your worst is the bag.
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Cade Klubnik in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Cade Klubnik is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Cade Klubnik actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.