The Inactive-at-11:58 Hex of Cade Klubnik
Cade Klubnik · NYJ · QB
“Klubnik goes down with a "tweak" in a game that was already won. Never even needed him.” — Madame Waiver Wire
More ways the witch ruins Klubnik's week
- Rookie Klubnik gets the traditional hazing: the "Welcome to the League" curse.
- Klubnik gets chased around the field all game by the mascot of Clemson's biggest rival.
86%POTENCY
-19.6PTS DRAINED
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Ritual ingredients
- your opponent's lucky socks (unwashed since Week 1)
- A single tear from a Commanders fan
- A fumbled football, blessed by nobody
- One (1) pre-owned hamstring
Incantation
Bubble, bubble, benched in trouble,
Klubnik drops it, double, double,
Hex, hex, hex, and the stat sheet's rubble!
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FAQ
How do I curse Cade Klubnik in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Cade Klubnik is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Cade Klubnik actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.