The Sunday Night Fade Hex of Cade Klubnik
Cade Klubnik · NYJ · QB
“Klubnik slides before the first-down marker, a moral victory for his health and nobody else.” — Madame Waiver Wire
More ways the witch ruins Klubnik's week
- Klubnik gets a stat correction that takes away 2.4 points, 4 days later, at 3:17 AM.
- Klubnik gets chased around the field all game by the mascot of Clemson's biggest rival.
87%POTENCY
-14.6PTS DRAINED
Total MeltdownVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- One (1) pre-owned hamstring
- A bag of cold gas-station nachos
- The soul of a QB who threw to the wrong team
- The last good thing your opponent said about their lineup
Incantation
Hocus pocus, fumble focus,
Klubnik's snap count, now a locust,
Waiver wire, hear my notice!
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Cade Klubnik in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Cade Klubnik is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Cade Klubnik actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.